Comic Relief

OK...so you will either completely relate to this next tale of woe, or you'll be thinking TMI. Either way, I don't care...it personifies my life in a way that little else could.

• The Scene: fresh out of the shower.
• The Setting: humid bathroom.
• The Protagonist: me
• The Antagonist: my boobs (being that they are painfully large)
• The Plot: trying to put on my bra.
• The Climax: finally got said bra hooked onto my damp torso, trying to pull the straps up, and BAM!...punched myself in the jaw so hard that I literally saw stars.
• The Resolution: airing this publicly, on the internet, in hopes that others will relate, in which case I won't feel like such a tool for giving myself a possible concussion whilst attempting undergarment application.